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The Complete Guide To Optimizing Windows XP

By nation of moderation

The Blue Screen courtesy of Microsoft Windows XP

For anyone too gully to invest in Windows Vista, or just doesn’t want to fall for the trap that is consumerism, here is all you need to survive on what is turning out to be like Ramadan for Windows users. From the makers of 10 Simple Ways To Speed Up Windows XP, 10 Intermediate Ways To Speed Up Windows XP and More Ways To Speed Up Windows XP comes the One Blood Remix. Here are the Easy steps. Try to keep up

  • Remove Annoying Delete Confirmation Messages
  • Disable Indexing Services
  • Optimise Display Settings
  • Speedup Folder Browsing
  • Disable Performance Counters
  • Improve Memory Usage With Cacheman
  • Optimise your internet connection
  • Optimise Your Pagefile
  • Run BootVis – Improve Boot Times
  • Remove Fonts for Speed

Peep game over at Connected Internet. Let me know if anyone fucks with Firefox, I found some ill add-ons.

This entry was posted on July 4, 2007 at 1:16 am and is filed under Firefox, Microsoft, Microsoft Windows, Windows, Windows Vista, Windows XP. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

3 Responses to “The Complete Guide To Optimizing Windows XP”

  1. BKScribe Says:
    July 4, 2007 at 2:02 am | Reply

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    I fuck with firefox (no microsoft) whats poppin

  2. Andrew Says:
    August 4, 2007 at 6:47 pm | Reply

    1. Cacheman includes a performance slowing RAM optimizer and other useless tweaks such as IOPagelocklimit.

    2. The Paging File information is total nonsense, leave it at system managed.

    3. Turning off System Restore does not improve performance.

    4. The /prefetch:1 switch is a total Myth

    5. Deleting Temp Files does not improve performance, it only improves Disk Space and irresponsibly telling people to create a useless Batch file that runs at system shutdown to delete these will REDUCE shutdown times.

    6. ConservativeSwapfileUsage=1 is a total Myth and does absolutely nothing on Windows XP.

    This guide also includes other erroneous items that have not been proven to improve performance or is simply bad advice. It should be called the “The Completely Guide to Useless and Performance Slowing Tweaks”.

    Oh and Optimising should be spelled – Optimizing

  3. copaco Says:
    August 7, 2007 at 12:12 pm | Reply

    Once you come upon the facts you were trying to track down, you can put it to good use.

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