Eli Porter – I’m The Best Mayne… I Did It
If you have no idea what’s happening, view the video after the jump…
BONUS: Just Blaze, the guy behind the beat used here, posted the original version of I Really Mean It Don’t Go.
Eli Porter – I’m The Best Mayne… I Did It
If you have no idea what’s happening, view the video after the jump…
BONUS: Just Blaze, the guy behind the beat used here, posted the original version of I Really Mean It Don’t Go.
April 16, 2008 at 2:05 pm |
i didn’t think anything can top that video. the remix = straight fire !!!
April 16, 2008 at 2:23 pm |
Amazing… Truly.
April 16, 2008 at 3:08 pm |
When the album droppin?
April 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm |
I’d like to see OHHLA.COM transcribe this.
April 17, 2008 at 1:53 am |
dude, eli has to be mentally challenged. just HAS TO. there’s no way he’s just a nervous kid with the jitters. i mean, they do intro him as the defendin champ, right? why would he have jitters? i feel very very cheap and wrong for laughing, but dude’s cool, dude’s alright, and he definitely does a better job than lame-ass envy – dude, you spent 20 of your 45 seconds goin “uh, yeah, uh uh”!
April 17, 2008 at 3:44 am |
ahm…i think he is blind. thats why he looks a bit awkward. dont ridicule him. would be kind of rude!
April 17, 2008 at 9:49 am |
Welcome back Nation
This is so wrong but so funny. That pic is classic.
April 17, 2008 at 4:09 pm |
i feel like its the bloggers inside joke b/c noone else thinks its funny except for us. thanks for the pic!
April 17, 2008 at 10:04 pm |
historical moment in hip hop
April 19, 2008 at 7:47 am |
hhhmmmmm…. making fun of disabled people eh? very howard sternesque… and of course that kid is disabled, are you seriously questioning it? if hes not… naw fuck it i ain’t even speculating, that kid is def. mentally handicapped
April 19, 2008 at 7:50 am |
lol having watched the whole clip i’mma bet everyone in that rooms IQ is lower than 90… they all seem retarded to me.. Eli almost looks like some savant genius next to that envy kid…
April 19, 2008 at 3:24 pm |
aight first off happy passover to nation the jew
*pops the cork on some manischewitz wine*
*pours a little out for the homies that ain’t with us*
next up, oh man this clip is amazing for so many reasons
all of yall who think this clip is about making fun of eli (the retarded dude), yall totally lost and this shit went way the fuck over your head as always
the true hilarity is to be found in the following troubling, hilarious, and other homoerotic [||] aspects of this video:
1 – the intro: “iron mic” [pause] superimposed on a rainbow background [pause pause pause]
2 – the utter suspect caressing of the judge in the middle by marv-o (the host) throughout the video [||]
3 – the way marv-o sways forward and backward as if he’s rubbing his dick on the judge in the middle [pause]
4 – the disgustingly wack flow by envy: “never sellin rocks but i still got what i got” – omg smh LOLOL
5 – AT 3:41, MARV-O AND THE JUDGE IN THE MIDDLE ARE HOLDING HANDS INSIDE A HEART. THAT’S WHAT THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL – PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE AYO LOL omg that shit is hilarious
meanwhile eli actually rips this shit:
1 – he puts his dukes up when the beat comes on, ready for battle
2 – once eli gets his flow right (i mean after all he definitely has sort of impairment, so you have to pardon the brief interruption), dude spits avant garde lines that would make jay electro and aesop rock want to collab with him. i mean “rosie o’donnell at a bi-sexual bridal shower”? shit is amazing. this is the new tay zonday, don’t fucking sleep.
3 – eli merked him in the end. “no wonder why he came out – he already in the gay parade” — IT’S A FUCKING WRAP! dude had lines that are better than most rappers i’ve head in 2008
this video, to me, serves a juxtaposition of the homosexual, over-done, over-wrought, played out style of rap that has been prevalent for the past decade vs. the gritty underground avant garde next level of hip-hop
what you derived from this video, if anything, ultimately depends entirely on which side you’re on
either way props to the homie Salomon Cohen-Borrowitz aka nation of moderation, for this post – a classic indeed
April 19, 2008 at 5:06 pm |
4 – the disgustingly wack flow by envy: “never sellin rocks but i still got what i got” – omg smh LOLOL
^ *falls*
April 20, 2008 at 10:16 am |
I thought it was wrong to watch this video but it is so right.
April 20, 2008 at 9:17 pm |
awwwwwwwwwwwww shit lol yeezy just posted eli vs. envy:
http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=193415_-1__0_~0_-1_4_2008_0_0&em3161=&em3281=&entry=193415
somebody really needs to give us a update as to what eli is doing
(i don’t need to know what envy’s doing i’m assuming he’s pounding marv-o in the anus with a banana up his butt [||])
April 21, 2008 at 2:56 pm |
ELI PORTER WAS ROBBED!
I want new Judges…that dont rub each other!…dammit.
April 23, 2008 at 12:52 am |
I’m not sure how I’m suppose to enjoy this. I mean the first time I watched it I laughed, the second I was slightly annoyed, the third I laughed again and this time ionno…shit seems as though it’s wrong on every level.
*presses play no sean combs*
April 24, 2008 at 2:17 am |
Hey People !
yes Yes this video is very ridiculous & funny.
I have been reading allot of forums on this video and allot of people seem to believe that Eli is retarded which he is not. However!, Eli Porter is one of the many thousands of African American that has a disorder called (MS) Multiple Sclerosis, which some people are borne with it and some can genetically develop (MS) later on in life. Furthermore,. I think the video is very funny and I don’t see anything stupid about a brother with a disorder that has the confidence and skillz to try to master rhymes.
However…I would just like to put out there, (that brother Marv-O just can’t keep his hands off that guy in the middle. That is why Eli was rapping about a gay parade because Envy, Marv-o & that other guy all hang out together.
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