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I regret to announce to all of you that today marks the end of an era of my life. Weapons of Mass Distraction had been dead for quite some time but I’m officially closing down shop this time.

I haven’t been able to keep updating the site because it no longer represented who I was and I wasn’t the same person who had started the website anymore.

The blog is dead but I still have one last post left to make. Be sure to check back for that update in the very near future.

You can follow me for hints on Twitter: @definitely_nah

If you’ve been wondering what happened to the website, why it hasn’t been updated or even where I’ve been, it’s probably because you don’t know that I’ve been contributing to Nah Right regularly since the summer of 2008.

Weapons of Mass Distraction debuted the summer before that, for several reasons, but one of them being to see if I was capable of keeping up with the pace @ Nah.

The big homie eskay had offered me a job there in the Spring of 2007, and although it killed me to decline his offer, I got started on this website to test my capacities in blogging and providing what I thought people would want to read online. Since I was halfway successful in that task, I (half-assed) started at Nah the following winter and then officially began picking up the pace the following Summer.

I always appreciated everyone’s kind words about the site and when they would ask me what happened to wmdeez, I wouldn’t know what to tell them. I truly didn’t know why I just stopped posting all of a sudden, but I hope that everyone understands that I’m doing bigger and better things at Nah.

If any of this comes as news to you, it’ll all make sense soon. The next post will make things more official…

On his way out, this man is going to take 700 billion dollars of your money, and you’re just going to let him? This is what happens when you don’t impeach with the swiftness.

Who will be putting him & Dick on trial for war crimes when they’ll be in the desert somewhere on the Arabian peninsula, riding out on you fools on 100 billion dollar Bentleys sitting on 48s.

And this is probably my favorite video ever:

MAC I’M GAWN IN

Since I started, and finished, watching How I Met Your Mother, I am quick to dismiss any sort of Entourage praising, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t fucking excited to see what they have cooking for Season 5.

The boys are back September 7th. Rocked this from Splash, who keeps me informed on all things Entourage.

I started this post thinking the above video was hilarity, until I saw this one and had tears to my eyes.

Go peep their Youtube Channel: N’Importe Qui. It’s french humor, so you know… but still – they’re the #1 most subscribed Comedian in France.

This song has plagued most of my conversations this week but I have yet to have an intelligent discussion about it, so let me just have one with myself. NaS’ imagery game is very much on point with this one: he’s personifying chicken into doing shit that girls would do, but by using similes in every line to talk about what chicken is actually doing to him, yet this whole song is actually metaphorically talking about women. I MEAN HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!?

Did I mention that the instruments are infectious? Mark Ronson went in on this one.

Nas feat. Busta Rhymes – Fried Chicken
(Produced by Mark Ronson)

Props to OKP! Lyrics coming as soon as I find some that make sense

I love this. Nike stays pushing the envelop in the right direction. I know, how un-hip hop is it to talk about footy. I’m taking Wednesday afternoon off to peep the Champions’ League Final, and I’m excited as balls to watch the Euro this summer… oh I know you’re mad. Here, your daily dose of dope…

This shit never gets wack or old to me.

This is my shit. This and that. This, that and this.

Bonus: Kidz In The Hall – Almost Lost